Author Archives: Ichabod

General Milley said he should have balked, And not accompanied Trumpty’s walk. As he clears the military from the domestic mire, Will the Apprentice host declare, “You’re fired!?”

Trumpty Dumpty insists on a grand celebration, When it’s time to accept his renomination. Wants his unmasked peeps to come and schmooze him, While making downright sure that none of them sues him.

As the country and world bemoan police brutality, Protesting, as one, constitutional and civil immorality,   No word comes from Trumpty about the people’s agenda, Just threats to “dominate” from the Blanca Hacienda.

Trumpty dispersed peaceful protest for his bible outreach. And called up federal troops to put down free speech, Then proclaimed our “greatest comeback,” ever so loud, And had the balls to declare George Floyd would be proud.

General Mattis said Trumpty is divisive by plan, With no “mature leadership” coming forth from the man. But The Donald just dissed him with a contemptuous shrug, And proceeded to comb it under his rug.

Trumpty’s on hydroxychloroquine, Much to the medical world’s chagrin.  Seems medical facts are beyond his reach, Will he spike his hydroxy with chlorine bleach?

Cuckolded Hillary dissed Tulsi Gabbard,                                   10/20/19 Her dagger-tongue unsheathed from it’s impotent scabbard. Her remarks, so vile and yet so trite, But in the final analysis, no one gives a shite. 

Trumpty Dumpty declared that churches must open, ‘Cause worship’s essential for folks who are hopin’. Perhaps, if he actually attended a church, He’d know God never leaves His flock in the lurch. 

Trumpty Dumpty praises our brave-heart nurses, With empty superlative, glowing verses, While denying their need for PPE, As “False News” invented by MSNBC.

He shocked the air waves with brass and grit, Our morning drive tolerable because of it. Now he’s moved on to a heavenly summit, So, St. Peter prepare, for the I-Man cometh.