He shocked the air waves with brass and grit, Our morning drive tolerable because of it. Now he’s moved on to a heavenly summit, So, St. Peter prepare, for the I-Man cometh.
Monthly Archives: December 2019
Trumpty’s Fake News – 7/29/19
Trumpty Dumpty tweets about folks’ heinous acts, As he tweets off stuff but gives no facts. Kind of ironic hearing all those false cues, From a guy who adamantly abhors “Fake News.”
Hill & Bill Capitol Hill-12/13/19
Hill and Bill ran up Capitol Hill, From Arkansas clear to DC. Bill got on top but Hill was a flop, Steamrolled by Trumpty Dump-tee.
Trumpty & Greta-12/13/19
Trumpty says Greta is one angry kid, ‘Cause she got his coveted “Person of the Year” bid. But Trumpty’s the angry one, he’s going wild, Upstaged by the grit and the guts of a child.
Trumpty Divides 7/29/19
Trumpty Dumpty’s campaign flaunts celebration, As Trumpty’s tweets divide the nation, While the impotent Democratic travail, Resembles a puppy dog chasing its tail.
Trumpty can’t keep help
Trumpty Dumpty’s guys keep abandoning ship, They stay for a while, then the bird they do flip, Seems working for him just sticks in their craw, Perhaps they can’t stomach breaking the law?
Ukrane Rudy – 10/18/19
Rudy-toot-toody meddled in the Ukrane, To promote Trumpty’s plan to help his campaign. This guy who was once America’s Mayor, Now wades through the swamp as a backroom player.