Rudy-toot-toody meddled in the Ukrane,
To promote Trumpty’s plan to help his campaign.
This guy who was once America’s Mayor,
Now wades through the swamp as a backroom player.
Most human failures may be attributed to a combination of: 1. Follow the money, 2. Someone didn't do their job, and/or, 3. My shite doesn't stink.