So, explain to me, after our civil war, How’d the Stars & Bars survive? If the spoils of war went to the victor, How’d Dixie’s icons stay alive?
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Buy American 6/25/20
Trumpty Dumpty proudly made it clear, We must “but American, hire American,” So, if the vaccine is discovered by a foreign lab, Must we reject it because of its origin?
COVID Seniors 6/25/20
I’m 73 and have other health risks, And it scares me that COVID might claim me, But it pisses me off that our POTUS just scoffs, At the science that could potentially save me.
Cutting Testing Funds 6/24/20
Trumpty Dumpty’s convinced that testing’s the reason, That the COVID virus infects us. So, to stop the pandemic he’s cutting test funds, To “hot spot” states like Texas.
Good Little Barr 6/24/20
AG Barr said Geoffrey Berman resigned, But it turned out that wasn’t true. So the good little Barr fired the guy, To make Trumpty’s wish come through.
Too Good A Job? 6/22/20
Trumpty Dumpty says to cut COVID testing, “We’ve done too good a job!” he cried. Soooo, does he want to stop diagnosing, ‘Cause not enough people have died?
Testing Causes COVID 6/20/20
Trumpty says the COVID rise, From over-testing has failed us. His science mind led him to find, The solution for all that ails us. So, for cancer cures and heart disease, And the scourge of diabetes, If we simply halt all forms of tests, We’ll eliminate all diseases! All those scientists with their narrow minds, …
Bolton’s China Surprise
According to Bolton after his defection, Trumpty Dumpty asked China to help his election. So, the Putin connection was just a deflection, Sending Pelosi’s boys in the wrong direction.
All Classified 6/15/20
Trumpty revealed his narcissistic pride, Declaring all his words are “classified.” But, then if his words must be deleted, Then, no one can read what he has tweeted.
Trumpty Stomps Ashes 6/12/20
Trumpty Dumpty wants the lockdowns to end, Then we’ll “stomp out the ashes” while losing family and friends, And his smug, unmasked rallies are uncompromising, Meanwhile, Covid deaths are rapidly rising.
