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Trumpty Dumpty tweets about folks’ heinous acts, As he tweets off stuff but gives no facts. Kind of ironic hearing all those false cues, From a guy who adamantly abhors “Fake News.”

Hill and Bill ran up Capitol Hill, From Arkansas clear to DC. Bill got on top but Hill was a flop, Steamrolled by Trumpty Dump-tee.

Trumpty says Greta is one angry kid, ‘Cause she got his coveted “Person of the Year” bid. But Trumpty’s the angry one, he’s going wild, Upstaged by the grit and the guts of a child.

Trumpty Dumpty’s campaign flaunts celebration, As Trumpty’s tweets divide the nation, While the impotent Democratic travail, Resembles a puppy dog chasing its tail.

Trumpty Dumpty’s guys keep abandoning ship, They stay for a while, then the bird they do flip, Seems working for him just sticks in their craw, Perhaps they can’t stomach breaking the law?

Rudy-toot-toody meddled in the Ukrane, To promote Trumpty’s plan to help his campaign. This guy who was once America’s Mayor, Now wades through the swamp as a backroom player.

Trumpty Dumpty strode over the line, With Kim Jong Un, looking so benign, All smiles and handshakes with no rebukes, And nary a mention of Rocket Man’s nukes.

Trumpty Dumpty says Conway can preach,‘Cause work rules can’t hinder her freedom of speech, But Megan Rapinoe should be put on the shelf,For having the gaul to express herself.

Trumpty Dumpty wanted a wall,So Trumpty Dumpty put out the call,But all the Pelosis and Democrat guys,Wouldn’t fund Trumpty’s legacy prize.

First post. Just a trial for now.